http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/

The pain is real and can be felt through the computer screen. 

Halfway through.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/fragment-eight-the-perfunctory-ruthlessness-of-an-unrestrained-cpu/

I can do it. 

The spork continues. It has phrases like "Infinitely Reflexive Nihilistic Conjecture" in case you needed more of a reason to avoid it.http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/fragment-seven-

http://conjugalfelicity.com/kingdom-alliance/part-10-seppuku/

Containing honor killings, circus tricks on horseback, and terrible, terrible writing. 

After a really long-ass fucking time, I post a new Robert Stanek spork:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/kingdom-alliance/part-8-soliloquy/

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-10-an-astronomically-perilous-volume-of-horrors/

But, in case they do:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-9-highly-lethal/

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-7-abortion-via-rattlesnake/

Sadly, this is not a Firefly rip-off.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-6-tight-fitting-pants/

The book comes to a sudden and and expected climax, much like the two main characters.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/the-extent-of-his-depravity/